all i have to do is dream

except they were weird ones

i've no idea what's behind them but there they were

i still remember these two from last night

a spider about the size of a dinner plate and looking like a tarantula

grabbed hold of my arm like an embrace

bit into my shoulder and wouldn't let go

i got the fucker loose without killing it then flash forward and i am

taking the eggs out it had deposited in the clean rectangle shaped wound

then a woman survivalist was teaching us how to eat dog shit

just in case of catastrophe

use lots of sauce like ketchup or worcestershire

a man and woman sliced up a turd and glopped it full of steak sauce

forked the seasoned pieces into their mouths

i wouldn't eat it and woke up thinking no matter how you sauce and slice it shit is still shit