Wednesday, February 17, 2010

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How the Zen Master Got through Airport Security



“Did you pack your own bags?”

No.

“Have your bags been under your control?”

No.

Surely it is a problem of translation. The agent produces a laminated card with two dozen scripts. “Which language do you understand the question in?” He studies the card with great concentration before looking up.

All of them.

--andrew schelling

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