splat 17

Don't expect miracles; you may be both a boy and a girl.
--tom savage

Get the new pink
Go try on wedding dresses
When asked who you gonna marry
Answer why not everybody
& if this is poo-pooed
Tell them that they're too realistic
Too sour & that cupid shall never
Sniff out their tail
& never bite them on the ass
Not answer the poem
Or take a bead & shoot between the eyes