splatter 25

good women turn bad
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but secret agent tura satana is hot on their trail
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cat food made from corpses
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leading to a gory takeover by its most violent inhabitants
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cannibals brutalize americans
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lotsa bad transplanted brains
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brutal man's wife
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inherited father's blood thirst
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but
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lovesick scientist turns half-jellyfish
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and
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the astronaut goes up, 10 ft. monster comes down

[lines sampled from adverts in filmfax+; april/june 2008, #117]