Monday, September 24, 2007

20 lbs holiday sonnet

sonnets of flesh could still model my torso
les murray


so it begins
the holiday season
as if matters for platters
of halloween candy

can make me fly
i'm going for it sucka
they say the average person
gains 10 lbs during the season

make mine a double
as bowl after bowl
of sweets slide down

that's right bitches
there is that lot of me
and all so luscious

3 Comments:

At 7:03 AM, Blogger kevin.thurston said...

can we get a chap of failed weight watchers sonnets

 
At 10:25 PM, Blogger richard lopez said...

be more like an anthology, methinks. we can call it 'the piggy poke'.

who shall be the next sonneteer.

 
At 6:17 AM, Blogger kevin.thurston said...

dude, what's a sonnet?

 

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