all right; this is intriguing. some of those dudes look like models. now, how about a journal that publishes a poet centerfield. dig this: the pouty lips, the sensual pose, the come-hither expression and least of all the likes and not-likes. such as. . .

turn-ons

moderate to severe alcohol intake
roland barthes
prose poems
sunset walks in the park
listening
deep sleep
falling in love
smoking

turn-offs

sestinas
decorative language
waking up early
insomnia
being single
not being single
without love
smoking

now, how about me as a model? you don't want to look at my beer belly, my panther tattoo and my greying hair. right?